207. Author! Author! DNA Lit Fest and The Reading Reptile. Is there a better children's book store anywhere? Every year they bring in the MOST AMAZING group of authors. Every year we go spend a small fortune on children's books. Everyone chooses a book. We get them signed and get our pictures taken. We have pictures with people like
Jane Yolen and
Brian Selznik and
Mark Teague. (If you don't think you know those people, you'd be surprised, click on their names to link.)
This year there were lots of cool authors. Brian Selznick, Uri Schulevitz, (an icon in the world of children's literature. Up there with Tommy De Poala and Maurice Sendack. I missed hearing him speak. I'll get notes later from a friend who was there.)

Patricia Polacco, and Kate Klise (whom I had never heard of, but who gave a great talk at the Saturday conference.) I was so close to getting my mom here to hear Patricia Polacco, but things didn't work out. We had a great time anyway.
And in more detail...
208. Patricia Polacco. My mom's favorite children's author. She was so sweet to the S-Train while signing books. He kept showing her his new book by Adam Rex. She was patient and looked at it with him. (There was only one guy behind us waiting at this point, and he thought it was funny.) When we went to take a picture with her we tried to get the S-Train to put the book down and get in the picture. She kindly said, "Oh, don't disturb him." So - that's the picture we have.

When she signed a book for my mom the next day, she said, "What a wonderful name!" She just seemed to like the sound of it. And...

She brought the keeping quilt! Apparently it will go to a museum in Finley, Ohio, this summer. Her daughter's quilt guild has made a replica for her to take around. She is sad about giving it up, but knows that to preserve it, that's where it will be taken care of best. She gave a beautiful presentation. Retold stories of her stories. She was magnificent and wonderful. I took lots of notes, and she ended with a sweet prayer/blessing from her grandmother.
The great take away was to never underestimate the influence of a grandmother or teacher, or understanding adult, on the life of a child. She couldn't read until she was 14. Now, because of a caring teacher, she writes books for children.
209. Adam Rex. The. Funniest. Books. If you don't know his books, you should. Great boy humor. I had never heard of him before. We ended up with three of the kids' books being his. Fabulous. I recommended "PSSST!" to the S-Train. He was unconvinced until I read it to him. Then he showed to to Patricia Polacco, and read it over and over all night - until he took it to bed with him!

(Mr. Rex told the S-Train to put rabbit ears on him in the picture! Love it!)
The oldest and I laughed all the way through the book "Guess Again!" So that was her book. Here's a sample. If you've read books to very small children you'll recognize this type of rhyme. It's supposed to help small kids predict the next page in the book. Not here!
There is a silhouette of what looks like a rabbit in a carrot patch. It says...
"He steals carrots from the neighbor's yard.
His hair is soft, his teeth are hard.
His floppy ears are long and funny.
Can you guess who? That right! My...
Page turn
"Grandpa Ned!"
And the picture is of Grandpa standing on his head. What looked like ears are socks about to fall off his feet.
It's not nearly as funny here as it is in person. By the end of the book, you don't know what to expect, and it always surprises you.
Sue got "Frankenstein Takes the Cake." Which I didn't like as much, because I'm not all that into monsters, but she liked it.
210. Andrew Clements. Was not at the lit fest, but came here this week to promote his new book. Again, yea for Reading Reptile! Missed Activity Days with Sue and Lou and took a friend to go see him speak. He was great. And one of our favorite authors turns out to be just as nice in person as in his books. Can't wait to read the new one. But we'll get it from the library. The first book in his new series just came out. The second comes out in November. He held up the flash drive that apparently holds the third!! Wild. A whole book, right there.
He apparently writes in a 10X12 shed. It has an AC and a wood burning stove and a cot and a composting toilet. He says it's like a life boat. He never has to come out if he doesn't want to.

My favorite new quote.
"I don't make books. I put together free words on cheap paper. Then I send them to a publisher, and they send me money."